<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>FX Primetime Schedule </title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Thu, February 9th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Benefits - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Little Minnesota - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Three Days of Snow - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Possimplible - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 8:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Sir Lancelot's Litter Box - After Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in and he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 8:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth - When Alan and Chelsea become best friends, Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Baseball Was Better With Steroids - On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is back in town.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[818-Jklpuzo - On the seventh season premiere, Charlie  must decide between his fianc&Atilde;&copy;e, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.  Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Drift Problem - Archer's surprise birthday present – a high-tech, souped-up spy car – leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fires &amp; Liars - Gary and Joel defend the local fire department by becoming arsonists. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Drift Problem - Archer's surprise birthday present – a high-tech, souped-up spy car – leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fires &amp; Liars - Gary and Joel defend the local fire department by becoming arsonists. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Baseball Was Better With Steroids - On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is back in town.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[818-Jklpuzo - On the seventh season premiere, Charlie  must decide between his fianc&Atilde;&copy;e, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.  Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Stinson - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry Bro - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Death Race</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Ex-con Jensen Ames is forced by the warden of a notorious prison to compete in our post-industrial world's most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Grindhouse: Death Proof</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[From the Fox Studios and beyond, FX presents movies with Fox attitude. Tune in for major Hollywood motion pictures every day on FX.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - When In Rome</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 8:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Front Porch - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 8:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Martaugh - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Young People Have Phlegm Too - A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[I Merely Slept With A Commie - After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 10:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[It Never Rains In Hooterville - When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes that his son is almost grown up.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 10:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Smooth As A Ken Doll - As Judith and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, Myra (recurring guest star JUDY GREER - &quot;Arrested Development&quot;).]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 11:00pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Oh Louie / Tickets - Louie remembers his past career failures and tries to get concert tickets for his daughter. Written and directed by Louis C.K.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 11:30pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Come On, God - Louie explores one of his lifelong habits.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - All About Steve</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - The Proposal</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - The Proposal</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Old King Clancy - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Mosbius Designs - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot - While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) sister, Myra (recurring guest star JUDY GREER).]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous - When Greg (MATT ROTH), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Hellboy II: The Golden Army</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Hellboy II: The Golden Army</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Mr. McGlue's Feedbag - Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack.  Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish Department of Motor Vehicles office.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Anteaters, They're Just Crazy Looking - Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, Fernando (Grammy Award-winning recording artist ENRIQUE IGLESIAS), who is working on Charlie's house.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Thick As Mud - Raylan races to save Dewey Crowe from a gang of vicious organ harvesters. Boyd faces off with a new adversary.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Thick As Mud - Raylan races to save Dewey Crowe from a gang of vicious organ harvesters. Boyd faces off with a new adversary.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[As Fast As She Can - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Leap - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Prostitutes and Gelato - Charlie and Alan must confront their &quot;daddy issues&quot; when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER - &quot;Hart to Hart&quot;), invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Large Birds, Spiders And Mom - Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Batman Begins</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The story of how Bruce Wayne became what he was destined to be: Batman.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo - Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th, 6:30pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Lo Scandalo - Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Stupid Idiots - Gary and Joel discover that they're in the slow track at school and stage a student uprising to abolish academic segregation. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Lo Scandalo - Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Stupid Idiots - Gary and Joel discover that they're in the slow track at school and stage a student uprising to abolish academic segregation. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[City of Great Racks - In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), but he keeps seeing Rose's (former series star MELANIE LYNSKEY) face everywhere he turns.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Putting Swin Fins On A Cat - Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN).  Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human &quot;guinea pig.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[DUEL CITIZENSHIP - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[BAGPIPES - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Men of Honor</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The The story of Carl Brashear first African American, then also the first amputee, US Navy Diver and the man who trained him. Robert De Niro, Cuba Gooding Jr., Charlize Theron]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th, 9:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Ghost Rider</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th 11:30pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Eddie - Louie reunites with an old friend.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 19th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 19th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Kinda Like Necrophilia - While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Meander To Your Dander - Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Live Free or Die Hard</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - Live Free or Die Hard</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Perfect Week - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh - Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Soil Is Moist - Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES (&quot;The Drew Carey Show&quot;) appears as Judith's second husband, Herb.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st, 7:30pm e/p, FX Movie - Ghost Rider</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When the Guns Come Out - Boyd fights for control of the Harlan Oxy trade as Raylan works to keep the battle from becoming an all-out war.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When the Guns Come Out - Boyd fights for control of the Harlan Oxy trade as Raylan works to keep the battle from becoming an all-out war.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh - Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Soil Is Moist - Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES (&quot;The Drew Carey Show&quot;) appears as Judith's second husband, Herb.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Rabbit or Duck - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Hooked - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Say Cheese - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Of Course - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 8:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Look At Me Mommy I'm Pretty - Alan enthusiastically plans Evelyn's wedding to her rich fianc&Atilde;&copy;, Teddy (recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER), and Charlie tirelessly pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (recurring guest star JENNY McCARTHY).]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 8:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fish In A Drawer - A CSI team investigates a mysterious death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's (recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER) wedding reception. Recurring guest star JENNY McCARTHY appears as Courtney, Teddy's devious daughter.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[If My Hole Could Talk - Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY - &quot;Rich Man, Poor Man&quot;), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Waiting For the Right Snapper - Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), the woman he's dating, and realizes they have met before. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, Dr. Freeman.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Bloody Ferlin - Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Nits - Gary and Joel's plans to hook up with girls at the school dance are threatened by an outbreak of head lice.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Bloody Ferlin - Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Nits - Gary and Joel's plans to hook up with girls at the school dance are threatened by an outbreak of head lice.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[If My Hole Could Talk - Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY - &quot;Rich Man, Poor Man&quot;), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Waiting For the Right Snapper - Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), the woman he's dating, and realizes they have met before. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, Dr. Freeman.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Twin Beds - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Home Wreckers - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Waterboy</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A football team water boy discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Waterboy</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A football team water boy discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 25th 8:00pm UFC on FX Prelims</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[UFC 144: Tokoyo Japan - No description available]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 25th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 26th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Zombieland</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 26th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Zombieland</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Big Days - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Cleaning House - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A Jock Strap In Hell - The guys bump into Jake's former teacher, Miss Paternak (guest star ALICIA WITT) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie. Charlie tries to help her out by giving her a room and a job, but things spiral out of control.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[It's Always Nazi Week - When Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) kicks Herb (recurring star RYAN STILES) to the curb, Alan comes knocking.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Eagle Eye</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[From the Fox Studios and beyond, FX presents movies with Fox attitude. Tune in for major Hollywood motion pictures every day on FX.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 27th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Eagle Eye</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[From the Fox Studios and beyond, FX presents movies with Fox attitude. Tune in for major Hollywood motion pictures every day on FX.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Subway Wars - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Best H.O. Money Can Buy - Alan tries to escape Judith?s grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Pinocchio's Mouth - Charlie?s new girlfriend, Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th, 7:30pm e/p, FX Movie - X-Men Origins: Wolverine</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[After seeking to live a normal life, Logan sets out to avenge the death of his girlfriend by undergoing the mutant Weapon X program and becoming Wolverine.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Man Behind the Curtain - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 28th 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Man Behind the Curtain - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Best H.O. Money Can Buy - Alan tries to escape Judith?s grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Pinocchio's Mouth - Charlie?s new girlfriend, Chelsea (guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR) asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Mooch at the Boo - Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player (guest star MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN), and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited - Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Role Models</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a Big Brother program.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 29th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Post Grad</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Ryden Malby graduates from college and is forced to move back into her childhood home with her eccentric family, while she attempts to find a job, the right guy, and just a hint of where her life is headed. Ryden Malby graduates from college and is fo]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Architect of Destruction - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Canning Randy - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Baby Talk - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Glitter - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 8:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Devil's Lube - Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 8:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Thank God For Scoliosis - Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress (guest star EMILY ROSE), while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist, Melissa (guest star KELLY STABLES).]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[I Think You Offended Don - Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie - Convinced that Alan's family doesn't fully appreciate him, Melissa (guest star KELLY STABLES) invites Alan to live with her and her mom (guest star CAROL KANE).]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Crossing Over - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Magic of Science - Unsupervised is a comedy about optimistic best friends "Gary" and "Joel" navigating the harsh landscape of teenage life and trying to do what's right without any parental guidance whatsoever.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Crossing Over - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, March 1st 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Magic of Science - Unsupervised is a comedy about optimistic best friends "Gary" and "Joel" navigating the harsh landscape of teenage life and trying to do what's right without any parental guidance whatsoever.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, March 2nd, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. 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MARTIN MULL reprises his role as Charlie's pharmacist, Russell.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, March 3rd 11:00pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Niece - Louie visits his niece.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, March 3rd 11:30pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Airport / New Jersey - Louie has a pretty bad time in general.]]></description></item></channel></rss>
