<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>FX Primetime Schedule </title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Sat, February 4th 8:00pm UFC on FX Prelims</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[UFC 143: Las Vegas, NV - No description available]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 4th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Wanted</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 5th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Ice Age 2: The Meltdown</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Diego, Manny and Sid return in this sequel to the hit Ice Age. This time around the Ice Age is over and is starting to melt, which will destroy their valley. So they must unite and warn everyone about the situation.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 5th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When Sid's attempt to adopt three dinosaur eggs gets him abducted by their real mother to an underground lost world, his friends attempt to rescue him.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 5th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When Sid's attempt to adopt three dinosaur eggs gets him abducted by their real mother to an underground lost world, his friends attempt to rescue him.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Shelter Island - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Happily Ever After - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Kissing Abraham Lincoln - Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star KATHERINE LaNASA) and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Walnuts and Demerol - As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve alone with his date, his friends and family keep dropping in--and staying--until Charlie finds himself hosting an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Men of Honor</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The The story of Carl Brashear first African American, then also the first amputee, US Navy Diver and the man who trained him. Robert De Niro, Cuba Gooding Jr., Charlize Theron]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 6th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Men of Honor</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The The story of Carl Brashear first African American, then also the first amputee, US Navy Diver and the man who trained him. Robert De Niro, Cuba Gooding Jr., Charlize Theron]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 7th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Castrating Sheep In Montana - When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star SARA RUE), Alan expects trouble.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 7th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Don't Worry Speed Racer - Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and her fianc&Atilde;&copy;, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES), having sex, and he formulates a theory as to why his mom constantly gives Herb directions in bed.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 7th, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Iron Man</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When wealthy industrialist Tony Stark is forced to build an armored suit after a life-threatening incident, he ultimately decides to use its technology to fight against evil.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 7th 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Devil You Know - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 7th 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Devil You Know - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Wooo! - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Fight - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[That's Summer Sausage Not Salami - After getting to know Danielle (BROOKE SHIELDS - &quot;Nip/Tuck,&quot; &quot;Suddenly Susan&quot;), the guys' hot new neighbor, Charlie discovers that she shares some common interests with Alan and proceeds--with ulterior motives--to set them up.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[My Damn Stalker - When Rose announces that she is moving to London permanently, Charlie doesn't listen at first.  But he eventually realizes that he must face his true feelings for her.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - When In Rome</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 8th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - When In Rome</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Benefits - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Little Minnesota - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Three Days of Snow - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Possimplible - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 8:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Sir Lancelot's Litter Box - After Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in and he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 8:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth - When Alan and Chelsea become best friends, Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Baseball Was Better With Steroids - On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is back in town.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[818-Jklpuzo - On the seventh season premiere, Charlie  must decide between his fianc&Atilde;&copy;e, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.  Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Drift Problem - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fires &amp; Liars - Gary and Joel defend the local fire department by becoming arsonists. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Drift Problem - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 9th 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fires &amp; Liars - Gary and Joel defend the local fire department by becoming arsonists. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Baseball Was Better With Steroids - On the sixth season finale, Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia (guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is back in town.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[818-Jklpuzo - On the seventh season premiere, Charlie  must decide between his fianc&Atilde;&copy;e, Chelsea, and his old flame, Mia.  Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Stinson - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry Bro - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Death Race</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Ex-con Jensen Ames is forced by the warden of a notorious prison to compete in our post-industrial world's most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 10th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Grindhouse: Death Proof</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[From the Fox Studios and beyond, FX presents movies with Fox attitude. Tune in for major Hollywood motion pictures every day on FX.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - When In Rome</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 8:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Front Porch - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 8:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Martaugh - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Young People Have Phlegm Too - A sexy young girl whom Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[I Merely Slept With A Commie - After Alan and Charlie tell Evelyn that none of her acquaintances will mourn her when she dies, she bitterly ignores them for a few weeks.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 10:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[It Never Rains In Hooterville - When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes that his son is almost grown up.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 10:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Smooth As A Ken Doll - As Judith and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) wedding nears, Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, Myra (recurring guest star JUDY GREER - &quot;Arrested Development&quot;).]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 11:00pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Oh Louie / Tickets - Louie remembers his past career failures and tries to get concert tickets for his daughter. Written and directed by Louis C.K.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 11th 11:30pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Come On, God - Louie explores one of his lifelong habits.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - All About Steve</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - The Proposal</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 12th, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - The Proposal</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A pushy boss forces her young assistant to marry her in order to keep her Visa status in the U.S. and avoid deportation to Canada.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Old King Clancy - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Mosbius Designs - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot - While Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding, Charlie continues his fling with Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) sister, Myra (recurring guest star JUDY GREER).]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous - When Greg (MATT ROTH), a single father from Alan's support group who has been spending a lot of time with Alan, reveals that he is gay, Charlie suspects that Greg is attracted to Alan.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Hellboy II: The Golden Army</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 13th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Hellboy II: The Golden Army</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Mr. McGlue's Feedbag - Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack.  Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish Department of Motor Vehicles office.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Anteaters, They're Just Crazy Looking - Charlie loses a woman he is dating to a young, handsome handyman, Fernando (Grammy Award-winning recording artist ENRIQUE IGLESIAS), who is working on Charlie's house.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Thick As Mud - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 14th 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Thick As Mud - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[As Fast As She Can - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Leap - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Prostitutes and Gelato - Charlie and Alan must confront their &quot;daddy issues&quot; when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy (ROBERT WAGNER - &quot;Hart to Hart&quot;), invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th 7:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Large Birds, Spiders And Mom - Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high school -- but they might end up traumatizing him instead.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 15th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Batman Begins</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The story of how Bruce Wayne became what he was destined to be: Batman.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo - Tired of dating vapid young women, Charlie allows Alan to introduce him to a sophisticated, intelligent municipal court judge, Linda.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th, 6:30pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Lo Scandalo - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Stupid Idiots - Gary and Joel discover that they're in the slow track at school and stage a student uprising to abolish academic segregation. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Lo Scandalo - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 16th 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Stupid Idiots - Gary and Joel discover that they're in the slow track at school and stage a student uprising to abolish academic segregation. Written by Rob Rosell &amp; Scott Marder &amp; David Hornsby.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[City of Great Racks - In the landmark 100th episode, Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN), but he keeps seeing Rose's (former series star MELANIE LYNSKEY) face everywhere he turns.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Putting Swin Fins On A Cat - Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain the 4-year-old son of his girlfriend, Linda (recurring guest star MING WEN).  Meanwhile, Alan becomes a human &quot;guinea pig.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[DUEL CITIZENSHIP - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[BAGPIPES - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 17th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Men of Honor</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The The story of Carl Brashear first African American, then also the first amputee, US Navy Diver and the man who trained him. Robert De Niro, Cuba Gooding Jr., Charlize Theron]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th, 6:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th, 9:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Ghost Rider</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 18th 11:30pm Louie</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Eddie - Louie reunites with an old friend.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 19th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Sun, February 19th, 11:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Kinda Like Necrophilia - While trying to help Jake get over a breakup, Alan discovers that it was Charlie who stole his high school girlfriend. Alan seeks revenge on Charlie by following the same advice Charlie dispenses to Jake.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Meander To Your Dander - Seeing Alan not fully passionate about his relationship, Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Live Free or Die Hard</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.]]></description></item><item><title>Mon, February 20th, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - Live Free or Die Hard</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[John McClane takes on an Internet-based terrorist organization who is systematically shutting down the United States.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Perfect Week - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh - Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 7:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Soil Is Moist - Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES (&quot;The Drew Carey Show&quot;) appears as Judith's second husband, Herb.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st, 7:30pm e/p, FX Movie - Ghost Rider</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Based on the Marvel character, stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze gives up his soul to become a hellblazing vigilante, to fight against power hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil himself.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 10:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When the Guns Come Out - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Tue, February 21st 11:00pm Justified</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[When the Guns Come Out - U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is a modern day 19th century-style lawman, enforcing his brand of justice in a way that puts a target on his back with criminals and places him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh - Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), Charlie's lovable stalker, is back from England and takes strange care of a very sick Charlie.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[The Soil Is Moist - Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. Recurring guest star RYAN STILES (&quot;The Drew Carey Show&quot;) appears as Judith's second husband, Herb.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd, 7:00pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Wed, February 22nd, 10:30pm e/p, FX Movie - 2012</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 6:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Rabbit or Duck - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 6:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Hooked - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Say Cheese - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Of Course - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 8:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Look At Me Mommy I'm Pretty - Alan enthusiastically plans Evelyn's wedding to her rich fianc&Atilde;&copy;, Teddy (recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER), and Charlie tirelessly pursues his future stepsister and Teddy's devious daughter, Courtney (recurring guest star JENNY McCARTHY).]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 8:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Fish In A Drawer - A CSI team investigates a mysterious death that occurred at Charlie's house during Evelyn and Teddy's (recurring guest star ROBERT WAGNER) wedding reception. Recurring guest star JENNY McCARTHY appears as Courtney, Teddy's devious daughter.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 9:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[If My Hole Could Talk - Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY - &quot;Rich Man, Poor Man&quot;), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 9:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Waiting For the Right Snapper - Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), the woman he's dating, and realizes they have met before. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, Dr. Freeman.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 10:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Bloody Ferlin - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 10:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Nits - Unsupervised is a comedy about optimistic best friends "Gary" and "Joel" navigating the harsh landscape of teenage life and trying to do what's right without any parental guidance whatsoever.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 11:00pm Archer</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Bloody Ferlin - At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other.]]></description></item><item><title>Thu, February 23rd 11:30pm Unsupervised</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Nits - Unsupervised is a comedy about optimistic best friends "Gary" and "Joel" navigating the harsh landscape of teenage life and trying to do what's right without any parental guidance whatsoever.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 6:00pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[If My Hole Could Talk - Charlie finds himself attracted to Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY - &quot;Rich Man, Poor Man&quot;), an older woman who writes self-help books. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 6:30pm Two and a Half Men</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Waiting For the Right Snapper - Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of Angie (recurring guest star SUSAN BLAKELY), the woman he's dating, and realizes they have met before. Recurring guest star JANE LYNCH returns as Charlie's therapist, Dr. Freeman.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 7:00pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Twin Beds - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th 7:30pm How I Met Your Mother</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[Home Wreckers - Ted searches for the woman of his dreams in New York City with the help of his four best friends.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th, 8:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Waterboy</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A football team water boy discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.]]></description></item><item><title>Fri, February 24th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Waterboy</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A football team water boy discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of the team.]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 25th 8:00pm UFC on FX Prelims</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[UFC 144: Tokoyo Japan - No description available]]></description></item><item><title>Sat, February 25th, 10:00pm e/p, FX Movie - Star Trek</title><link>http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule</link><description><![CDATA[A chronicle of the early days of James T. 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