• Two and a Half Men

    2:30p

    "Two and a Half Men" Ep.10 Sn.6

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • Two and a Half Men

    3:00p

    "Two and a Half Men" Ep.11 Sn.6

    Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.

    30 minutes · TV-14

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    Mike and Molly

    3:30p

    "Mike and Molly" Ep.22 Sn.3

    When Mike, a good-hearted cop who sincerely wants to lose weight, attends an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, he meets Molly, an instantly likeable schoolteacher with a good sense of humor about her curves. Between his thin, fast-talking partner and her effortlessly svelte mother and sister, Mike and Molly both struggle to focus on smart choices, but thanks to their mutual love of pie – and the desire to resist it – finding each other may have been worth the weight.

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • Mike and Molly

    4:00p

    "Mike and Molly" Ep.23 Sn.3

    When Mike, a good-hearted cop who sincerely wants to lose weight, attends an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, he meets Molly, an instantly likeable schoolteacher with a good sense of humor about her curves. Between his thin, fast-talking partner and her effortlessly svelte mother and sister, Mike and Molly both struggle to focus on smart choices, but thanks to their mutual love of pie – and the desire to resist it – finding each other may have been worth the weight.

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • Mike and Molly

    4:30p

    "Mike and Molly" Ep.1 Sn.4

    When Mike, a good-hearted cop who sincerely wants to lose weight, attends an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, he meets Molly, an instantly likeable schoolteacher with a good sense of humor about her curves. Between his thin, fast-talking partner and her effortlessly svelte mother and sister, Mike and Molly both struggle to focus on smart choices, but thanks to their mutual love of pie – and the desire to resist it – finding each other may have been worth the weight.

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • Mike and Molly

    5:00p

    "Mike and Molly" Ep.2 Sn.4

    When Mike, a good-hearted cop who sincerely wants to lose weight, attends an Overeaters Anonymous meeting, he meets Molly, an instantly likeable schoolteacher with a good sense of humor about her curves. Between his thin, fast-talking partner and her effortlessly svelte mother and sister, Mike and Molly both struggle to focus on smart choices, but thanks to their mutual love of pie – and the desire to resist it – finding each other may have been worth the weight.

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

    5:30p

    The untold story that shaped a nation is finally revealed, the story of the man who was both America's greatest president and the greatest hunter of the undead. Abraham Lincoln becomes a great politician by day, a master vampire hunter by night – and both worlds collide when an ancient vampire force rises to lead the Confederate forces in the Civil War.

    150 minutes · TV-14

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    Paranormal Activity 3

    8:00p

    In 1988, a cinematographer moves in with his girlfriend Julie to raise a family with her daughters Katie and Kristi. When weird things happen in the house – which Kristi blames on her imaginary friend – he places cameras in the house, and soon learns that the girls might be in serious danger.

    120 minutes · TV-14

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    American Horror Story: Freak Show

    10:00p

    "American Horror Story: Freak Show" Ep.3 Sn.1

    The Freaks refuse to perform on Halloween due to an old carny superstition. Jimmy is smitten by a woman claiming to be a fortuneteller. Ethel receives life-changing news.

    90 minutes · TV-MA

  • American Horror Story: Freak Show

    11:00p

    "American Horror Story: Freak Show" Ep.3 Sn.1

    The Freaks refuse to perform on Halloween due to an old carny superstition. Jimmy is smitten by a woman claiming to be a fortuneteller. Ethel receives life-changing news.

    60 minutes · TV-MA

  • American Horror Story: Freak Show

    11:30p

    "American Horror Story: Freak Show" Ep.3 Sn.1

    The Freaks refuse to perform on Halloween due to an old carny superstition. Jimmy is smitten by a woman claiming to be a fortuneteller. Ethel receives life-changing news.

    60 minutes · TV-MA

  • 30 Minutes or Less

    1:00p

    Two would-be criminal masterminds kidnap a small town pizza delivery guy and force him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, he enlists the help of his ex-best friend, and the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship and the clock ticks.

    120 minutes · TV-14 DAYS

  • The Watch

    3:00p

    After a local man is mysteriously murdered, four civic-minded citizens form a neighborhood watch group to make their community safer. But the guys find more than they bargained for when they uncover an alien plot to destroy Earth.

    120 minutes · TV-14

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    The Sitter

    5:00p

    An irresponsible college dropout has no idea what he is in for when he agrees to watch a nine-year-old aspiring socialite, her money thirteen-year-old brother, and their explosives-obsessed foster brother – and ends up on an overnight adventure in babysitting through New York City.

    120 minutes · TV-14

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    The League

    7:00p

    "The League" Ep.8 Sn.6

    Jenny's dad (Corbin Bernsen) takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

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    Ali G Rezurection

    7:30p

    "Ali G Rezurection" Ep.8 Sn.2

    Ali G learns about art. Bruno interviews fashion guru Leon Hall.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • The League

    8:00p

    "The League" Ep.8 Sn.6

    Jenny's dad (Corbin Bernsen) takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • Ali G Rezurection

    8:30p

    "Ali G Rezurection" Ep.8 Sn.2

    Ali G learns about art. Bruno interviews fashion guru Leon Hall.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • The League

    9:00p

    "The League" Ep.7 Sn.6

    Andre rescues a cat. Pete has to choose between a great prank and a great girl (Anna Camp). Kevin plays basketball with his priest (Jerry O'Connell).

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • Ali G Rezurection

    9:30p

    "Ali G Rezurection" Ep.7 Sn.2

    Ali G visits the NRA's headquarters. Borat takes a tour of Cambridge.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • The League

    10:00p

    "The League" Ep.8 Sn.6

    Jenny's dad (Corbin Bernsen) takes the guys camping. Andre and Russell go into business together. Pete's new team name offends Kevin who refuses to say it.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

  • Ali G Rezurection

    10:30p

    "Ali G Rezurection" Ep.8 Sn.2

    Ali G learns about art. Bruno interviews fashion guru Leon Hall.

    30 minutes · TV-MA

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    In Living Color

    11:00p

    "In Living Color" Ep.1 Sn.4

    Sketches include: "Perot Apology," "Fire Marshal Bill," "Rodney King and Reginald Denny PSA," "Eddie Olmos: Clean Up My Yard," and "Benita Butrell."

    30 minutes · TV-14

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    In Living Color

    11:30p

    "In Living Color" Ep.2 Sn.4

    Sketches include: "Go On Girl With Barbara and Hillary," "The Amazing Leron," "Snuff & Roam," and "Ugly Woman: Basic Instank II."

    30 minutes · TV-14

  • You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    2:30p

    A near-superhuman but kind-hearted Israeli counterterrorist army commando fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York City.

    136 minutes · TV-14

  • FXM Presents

    4:46p

    FXM - Interstitial filler

    13 minutes ·

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    That's My Boy

    5:00p

    A man who fathered a boy while still in his teens shows up uninvited at his son's wedding after not seeing each other for years. Desperate to reconnect with a son whose world has come crashing down on the eve of his wedding, he is forced to deal with the repercussions of his bad parenting skills.

    132 minutes · TV-14

  • FXM Presents

    7:12p

    FXM - Interstitial filler

    17 minutes ·

  • That's My Boy

    7:30p

    A man who fathered a boy while still in his teens shows up uninvited at his son's wedding after not seeing each other for years. Desperate to reconnect with a son whose world has come crashing down on the eve of his wedding, he is forced to deal with the repercussions of his bad parenting skills.

    132 minutes · TV-14

  • FXM Presents

    9:42p

    FXM - Interstitial filler

    17 minutes ·

  • You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    10:00p

    A near-superhuman but kind-hearted Israeli counterterrorist army commando fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York City.

    136 minutes · TV-14