Dear Lord and savior, Jesus.... As you breatheth through the nostrils, and grace us oh so heavily. As I cast away my shoes and step closer to the burning bush, I ask not for shoes. Instead I ask to be rewarded by winning this contest. I will now execute a series of sweet karate moves that I know you WILL enjoy! It is in your honor we cultivate mass. May you save all the dumpster babies. In his name we pray. Amen!