About the Show
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in the Emmy® Award-nominated "Two and a Half Men," a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, a son/nephew and the many women who surround them all. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.
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My Son's Enormous Head - When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee. MARTIN MULL reprises his role as Charlie's pharmacist, Russell.
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The Two Finger Rule - Charlie joins Alan, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) and his next-door neighbor (guest star MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN) in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.
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Hello, I am Alan Cousteau - Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie - then tries to prevent them from becoming friends.
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Above Exalted Cyclops - Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
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