About the Show
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in the Emmy® Award-nominated "Two and a Half Men," a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, a son/nephew and the many women who surround them all. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.
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- Two and a Half Men
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head - When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter, Naomi (recurring guest star SARA RUE), pregnant, she forces Charlie to come with her.
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- MON
- 7:30pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
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Release the Dogs - Unable to sleep, Alan takes Charlie's suggestion and goes for a jog on the beach.
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- TUE
- 7:00pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
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Corey's Been Dead for an Hour - During a double date, Charlie becomes annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money and promising to pay the tab "next time."
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- TUE
- 7:30pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln - Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia (recurring guest star KATHERINE LaNASA) and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line.
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