About the Show
Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in the Emmy® Award-nominated "Two and a Half Men," a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, a son/nephew and the many women who surround them all. Charlie Harper is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, Charlie and Alan have one thing in common: They both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each one of them a better man.
Upcoming Episodes of
Two and a Half Men:
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- Wednesday
- 7:00pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
- more
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? - Judith takes a vacation and leaves Jake with Alan. But then Alan finds out he's being audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
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- Thursday
- 5:30pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
- more
It Was 'Mame,' Mom - Charlie masquerades as a homosexual so that Eric (DAVID STARZYK), the gay owner of an advertising agency, will continue to give Charlie more jingles to write.
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- Friday
- 5:00pm e/p
- Two and a Half Men
- more
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey - Evelyn harasses Charlie for not calling her, and Judith bills Alan for an expensive pair of tennis shoes she bought Jake. Unable to express the anger they have towards the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other.
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- Saturday
- 09:00am e/p
- Two and a Half Men
- more
That Old Hosebag Is My Mother - After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil.
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- Sunday
- 02:00am e/p
- Two and a Half Men
- more
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab - When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his entire spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting Jake stay with her for a night.
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