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6:00pm e/p, Two and a Half Men
Just Like Buffalo - When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child.
 
6:30pm e/p, Two and a Half Men
Can You Feel My Finger? - One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm in case Charlie changes his mind about having children, but things don't go quite as planned.
 
7:00pm e/p, Two and a Half Men
Back Off, Mary Poppins - Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's buddies come over. Then Alan is further rejected when he learns that his old friends aren't available because they're all at his ex-wife Judith's house for a get-together.
 
7:30pm e/p, Two and a Half Men
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls - At Charlie's urging, Alan decides to put his past behind him and returns a ceramic giraffe he vindictively took from Judith during the divorce.
 
8:00pm e/p, We Bought a Zoo
We Bought a Zoo - A widower comes up with a unique plan to lift his family out of their collective funk when he moves his two children - one a seven-year-old sweet pea, the other a brooding teen - to a ramshackle zoo populated by wild animals and an equally quirky staff.
 
10:30pm e/p, We Bought a Zoo
We Bought a Zoo - A widower comes up with a unique plan to lift his family out of their collective funk when he moves his two children - one a seven-year-old sweet pea, the other a brooding teen - to a ramshackle zoo populated by wild animals and an equally quirky staff.
 
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